Links of Note

60-foot penis painted on roof
Ummm...Because why not? The whole thing is so classic. Here is the quote:

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

(props to Cajun Boy in the City)

Via Deadspin: Wife of Jose Tabata Suspected of Baby-Snatching
I mentioned Tabata, one of the Pirates' top hitting prospects in my NL Central Preview. This story is just shockingly strange. Tabata's wife, who by the way is more than twice his age, is accused of kidnapping a baby from a clinic in Plant City, Florida. And Tabata seems to be throwing his wife under the bus.

Jose Tabata addressed the matter in a statement released by the team. "I was shocked to be told today that my wife has been arrested for kidnapping. I am hurt, frustrated, and confused by her actions," Tabata said. "I have and will continue to cooperate with law enforcement officials in anyway that I can. Until I have all of the facts, I cannot comment any further."

PS. I should have put in my Tabata scouting report that he is known as

Mini-Manny "for having quick hands and great bat speed, but also for his bad attitude."